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Me: bites into chip very quietly
Dog:
Me: bites into chip very quietly
Dog:
i suck titties like i put on pants
one leg at a time…?
one leg at a time
pat shell gently and receive slime
11/10 product design
you guys are missing the best fucking part
A Karen joke where she’s actually called Karen :D
Bdsm with standards.